Since living by myself i've learned loads of stuff and thought I'd
share some lessons with you since caring is sharing and all that jazz!
So:
•don't put ur hand or even a finger tip into a pot of boiling water.
It hurts. A lot. And ur finger could melt into whatever ur cooking.
•don't eat (unintentional) raw meat. In ways it's even worse then The
previous item.
•don't eat raw meat when you're down to your last toilet roll. Nasty.
•don't get ur hair caught in the hairdryer motor. If u do, switch off
dryer before trying to salvage hair.
•Make sure to close the washing machine door before starting a cycle.
•never trust those utility people. They lie. And they don't give a sh!
t about you dropping dead.
•don't let R eat on ur sofa. Unless u love removing stains. (love u
R!)
•brute force is not the answer to
everything. Sometimes it is wise to stop, take a deep breath and think
things through.
•make sure to shut the french doors (I think that's what u call
them..) when it rains heavily
•don't use the oven immediately after you've cleaned it. It is
possible for eyeballs to melt.
•love ur nosey neighbour. At least he takes action for all the lazy
moaners (Inc me).
•sugar on chips is not good. Sweetener is even worse.
•oven instructions are there for a reason. Adding an extra 20mins
"just in case" means you'll be having cereal for dinner again.
•don't be lazy buying essentials. Otherwise you'll be having cereal
with no milk. Or worse, eating soya butter for breakfast.
•screw the lid/put the top back on bottles. This 2seconds of exertion
will save u having to clean up when u grab the top of bottle/jar and
find the rest of it being pulled down by the amazing force of gravity.
•if u live alone and u don't do the dishes, the dishes won't ever be
done
•and it's skanky to eat out of the pot/pan. U might not see anyone
but god knows.
Erm that's it for now. And oh!
•It's not so bad cleaning the toilet if u live alone. Love ur loo and
it will love u x
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