Bee's knees

You think the sun shines out of your arse but it doesn't. You think
you are better than me but you are not.

Always think of the other man first. Nice guys might finish last but I
would rather be a nice loser then a d*ckhead.

Would you rather be Jesus who 'lost' or hitler who 'won'?

If something bad was to happen to you would you want people to be
there for you or be laughing at you behind your back?

Even if it is purely for a selfish reason, love thy neighbour so that
if there's a chip pan fire they alert you rather then baricading your
exit!