Blog is ever short whilst im in charge!!!) review of stylista - as I
said before, stylista is an American programme (aired in the US and
Canada) produced by tyra banks in 2008. Shock horror it follows the
same format of Americas next too model and follows 11 people battling
it out to win the prize, which is: the position of junior editor at
elle magazine, an apartment in new York all expenses paid and a £10000
clothing allowance at H&M, all for one year.
It wasn't picked up for a second season and I'm surprised, not because
it was good but because I thought these bubble gum brain shoes did
well regardless bu I guess tyra fans don't like watching ugly people.
To be fair to the show I'm only on episdoe 3 and actually so far so
ok. I like these type of programmes, it requires no thought or effort
on my part.
I think it's downfall could be down to 2 things: (as always big
apology re mispelling of all names!) the elle honcho anna stowey, she
comes across as so fake and insincere, and I don't mean fluffy fake
but I mean she doesn't come across as a person! When I watch her I
wonder if she is real or a really shit actress. Downfall número 2 is
the editing of the show. It's an hour run inc ads which is the same as
antm but I feel thy the viewer is always being rushed on. This will
chnage once there's less contestants but by then no one will be
bothered.
The contestants...tied in to the previous paragraph, there are
actually 3 downfalls and this is it. I don't know how they picked
these people but they suck on many levels. in regards to the editing
flaw, I think one of the reasons why it's done as it is is because
they focus more on the contestants fighting then on work done. and
that's cos the contestants are crap. None of them
Should be able to polish the elle door sign. Actually, none of them
would be able to do it cos they are dummies.
Megan - 22yrs old boutique owner. Spoiled little rich girl. A bitch. A
bully (I don't know how they show these people on air - isn't bullying
at work illegal or anything?!) Styling and editing wise she is quite
good.
Ashlie - now arch nemesis of megan. She is also quite good but is
annoying. Megan is a bully and knows it an isn't ashamed. Ashlie is a
fucking big headed cow and needs to fall under a moving train.
Dayshaun - "I don't sleep with girls" yes we can see that u ugly
midget. Megans wingman. Nuff said! (and not good at the elle stuff)
Daniella - hahahaha big fat moron. "I think people look at me and
think I'm bigger then them" honey your bigger then an elephant for
feck sakes. And it's a bot patronising to have her on the show cos I
know in real life elle wouldn't employ an elephant with no style.
Jeans and t shirt doth not make a stylista!! And I know I am a baby
elephant but I look better then her. Plus she needs to wear more make
up. Shovel it on baby shovel it on!! (omg that could be on my grave
stone!!!)
Katie - oh wow. 22yr old law student. Big titties that she likes to
have on show. Old woman make up (you know, she looks like she works on
the make up counters). Dayshaun and megan call her "boobs". And
"fucking bitch" but that's another story. At the beginning you feel
really sorry for her cos she sticks out like a sore thumb and the
vultures start picking on her straight away. But by the end of episode
1 I was praying for someone to bash her over the head with their
laptop. She is annoying. Stupid. Useless. A sponge. Has no style.
Stupid stupid stupid. Backstabber. Dumb.
And then obviously there are more people but I don't hate them so much
so no fun writing about them lol
Conclusion: erm...watch it if ur bored. Don't throw anything at the tv!
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