Parrot!

I'm confused. It's 1pm on a Saturday and I'm watching 'This
Morning'.....?
(oh....this is a regular thing, a one hour slot on the weekend so that
we get our daily dose - do we really need to see eaamon holmes (sorry
for shite name spelling per usual) smug stupid face on a Saturday?!)

So anyway. What am I doing at home on a Saturday? Fudge all. I'm sick
as a... donkey? Horse? Parrot!!

Apart from being tortured by eaamon holmes I'm also slowly starving to
death. No food in the house. Well ok, nothing I want to eat (only have
20 tins of tuna, spaghetti, jelly and rotten oranges).

Luckily I'm not one to stuff my face while sick so I wasn't as
starving as usual...if that makes sense?

So my Saturday was shite. Watched a lot of tv online and thought a lot
about food.

My life is so exciting(!)