Parrot!

I'm confused. It's 1pm on a Saturday and I'm watching 'This
Morning'.....?
(oh....this is a regular thing, a one hour slot on the weekend so that
we get our daily dose - do we really need to see eaamon holmes (sorry
for shite name spelling per usual) smug stupid face on a Saturday?!)

So anyway. What am I doing at home on a Saturday? Fudge all. I'm sick
as a... donkey? Horse? Parrot!!

Apart from being tortured by eaamon holmes I'm also slowly starving to
death. No food in the house. Well ok, nothing I want to eat (only have
20 tins of tuna, spaghetti, jelly and rotten oranges).

Luckily I'm not one to stuff my face while sick so I wasn't as
starving as usual...if that makes sense?

So my Saturday was shite. Watched a lot of tv online and thought a lot
about food.

My life is so exciting(!)

Misfit

After I finished watching ep13 if flashforward I had time to kill
while waiting for V to finish work and het home so I watched Misfits
courtesy of 4OD. Wasn't really sure what to expect, season 1 was only
6 episodes long!

I watched 2 eps (and hope to watch the other 4 during my Easter
Friday). I loved it!! Fun and fast paced story line. Interesting
characters. Brill!! It's kind of a mix between skins and hereos. Its
billed as an english comedy/drama. It's got some fantastic one liners!!

A bunch of teenagers (I think their teens...young adults is probably
more accurate) are doing community service and we meet them on day 1.
A freak storm hits and they get hit by lightning. at first every seems
fine but then we realise some have gained powers. The story follows
the 5 of them, one of which has no powers (or so it seems...sorry
injust spoiled that - I read wikipedia).

One girl is telepathic. One guy can become invisible (at the moment he
can't do it on demand it just seems to happen). One guy can rewind
time (same issue as invisible guy at the mo). And the other
girl...well her 'power' is weird. If someone makes contact with her
skin (Eg a handshake) they are overcome by a powerful sexual urge. "I
want to piss on your tits" was a great line from the invisible dude .
It would be good if she could use this to control or influence people
but at the moment it seems to just make people want to rape her.
Hopefully she'll find a way to use her power!

If u haven't seen it and you like heroes, fantastic four type stuff
and don't mind swearing and young people then I'd def recommend you
watch this. If ur anti-youth stay away!

Flash bang crash

Watching ep 13 of flashforward (I can't watch it on tv cos a) my ch5
doesn't work and b) it's past my bedtime).

The scene when Aaron (Marks AA sponser, the dude with the beard) finds
out his daughters dead is amazing. It hurt my heart all the emotions
on his face. pat on the back for the actor I say, well done sir!

Been home for a while. Weird day but on at work and then suddenly in
the afternoon I threw up. Totally out the blue (and in the bushes and
in the ground floor ladies). Still feeling queasy. Hope I'm not coming
down with anything for over the Easter break. I want to hang out at
home doing nothing in good health!!

Really sad cos today was A's last day at work (transfer to different
office) and I was going to go to pub for farewell drinks and probably
many tears and hugs but I had to go home before I puked again. But
he's one of my neatest friends at work so I'm trying not to be sad and
think of goodbyes but just a 'see u later'.

Was also suppose to go to la tasca after the pub with V but just
texted her telling her to come home and we'll get a takeaway or
something (aka toast!).

Hope she gets back home ok the sky looks might angry!

Wishing you all a happy Easter xxxx

Slumber party

Hello!

So at the grand old age of 25 I'm having my first ever slumber
party!!! Well, just one person so not quite a party I guess, maybe
sleepover is a more accurate description.

I've got beautiful V around. She doesn't live in London but her work
have sent her here for a few days. Rather then travel back and forth
she's camping out with me.

I was so excited I've been puking non stop since yesterday and nearly
didn't make it through the work day. But she's here now and so I'm
calm (Well, calmer).

Last night in preparation I was trying to set up the sofabed. 40
frustrating minutes and a lot of sweating I had to give up. But
luckily we managed to set it up today ad my mum provided us with the
fattest fluffiest duvet and pillows so hopefully V has a good good
sleep.

Cos of my 'quirks' I've never had anyone stay with me before or vice
versa so it's all very new and exciting. I hope I can sleep! I'm just
trying to think of it as a holiday. Strangely enough both me and V are
wearing 'i heart NY' tshirts. I wish I was in bloody new York!

Goodnight and sweetdreams everyone :)

What to wear?

Ok, so I've been invited to a wedding (in July). I have never ever been to a wedding before. And I am mega excited. And mega scared cos I hate social gatherings. But I've got a lot of months to prepare myself and if worse comes to worse I could just attend the church bit. But I'm just ignoring the fear bit for now and focusing on the most important thing - what am I going to wear?

There are many obstacles and things to think about when choosing my outfit. The biggest thing is obviously erm, well my big everything. It's not easy for a fat girl to dress herself on a daily basis. It is even harder on a 'special occassion' basis. Especially due to my height and age. There are loads of websites for old fat women of average height and above but nothing for midget round young ladies. And then there's cost: I can't afford to shell out on loads. There are a few lovely things for fat girls but then thats expensive. I mean, go check out Anna Scholtz. Beautiful beautiful outfits but sooo expensive (for my pocket). And because I don't go out a lot I'm not really going to be getting my moneys worth.

Which brings me onto my next thing: colour and style.
Preferably, I'd want to wear black cos hey, after I party hard I can wear it to work too! (Or a funeral).
Next colour choice would be cream. And I've done my online research and this is a big no no. I'm not being funny, but no one is going to mistake me for the bride. And even if the bride to be wore a bin bag there is no way I'd upstage her wearing a white frock and veil, I'm really not the upstaging type (unless there's going to be an eating competition then I would whoop arse!)

In people's mind when they think wedding they think nice pretty party style dress. Either Monsoon or Lipsy type stuff. And so I understand why when I mention black or cream they start twitching but realistically, for me and what my body shape can wear, I sadly won't be wearing those type of dress. I'll be wearing a loose cotton shift with sleeves (or at least short sleeves). And to me, that in black or cream is ok. The only issue is that someone might mistake me for a nun.

My other problem is legs. As the wedding in July that = no tights. As you can see from the picture above, I don't have a problem with the length of my hemline as long as I am wearing thiiiiiiiick tights. Without tights (and nude tights basically counts as no tights, same rules apply) I'm going to have to try and get something just under the knee. Jesus it gets bloody harder and harder per body part :(

Oh and by the way, I don't do trousers. I do skinny jeans and leggings but no trousers. I wear trousers to work maybe twice a year. SO lets just not think of that as an option.

So far I've equated wedding outfit with a dress, how about if I wear a skirt and top combo? That is definitely in my head, and much easier to put together but I'm still in the same rut with arms, legs, dress length, price, size and colour. And add to that frumpiness. I don't want to look like I'm going to the office.

Oh god I've got a headache. Help!!!!!!!